dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

hello i’ve been severely lacking in the tumblr department bc i’ve been really busy and the free time i had was completely invested in the world cup but now that that’s over i should be posting more often! yay!

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

hawkbye:

mE??? in lo ve wtih…comIC BOOK CH ARCTR???? h aha no……taht woudl be ST UPID……comci bo ok cahrcter…..just drawgni……..

quentintarrantino:

Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.

vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around…

piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

• me after every marvel movie: it was wonderful and i am DEVASTATED

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.